This came about after a conversation I had with a woman when she asked why it is that men never dance with their wives. She asked me if I tangoed and I said I have two left feet. She said that sometimes she can get her husband to dance with her if he drinks some champagne. She told me they went to a wedding; her husband had too much champagne and watched the room spinning around all night while she danced with a stranger, and she really didn’t want to dance with a stranger.